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Joke of the Day
"Why did the meme crossed the road A meme beme screme"
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"This joke contains no nudity, no sexual acts, no alkohol drinking, no cheating, violence, bad language or anything provocative. It's so safe, its a joke."
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"[walks into gym with my sunglasses on] WHATS UP LADIES *takes off sunglasses* damn it 3rd treadmill I've hit on this week"
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"I was going to make an anal joke... Butt fuck it."