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Joke of the Day
"why is rain the best kind of music? because it has amazing drops."
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"..... Ya see we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?"
"Why doesn't the pope like the Higgs Boson? Because you can't have mass without him"
"Whenever I'm feeling hopeful for future generations, I squelch it by watching my children move their heads instead of their toothbrushes."
"DONALD TRUMP DROPPED OUT!! April Fools :("
"Have you heard about Karma, the new restaurant? There's no menu. You just get what you deserve."
"Did you hear about the singing laptop? It's a Dell."
"What do you call a broken snake? A reptile dysfunction."
"What do 6.28 people eat? 2"
"Why are there no black people in the game Clue? Because then, it would be called Solved."