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Joke of the Day
"why is rain the best kind of music? because it has amazing drops."
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"Did you fall from Haven? Me: ""Girl, did you fall from heaven?"" Her: ""Don't even think about it?"" Me: ""...because Satan did"""
"Always put sunglasses on your tree. Then, you'll get the proper shade."