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Joke of the Day
"What do Disneyworld hookers sing? I ho I ho It's off to work I go"
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"Drilling into American House Walls is like paying into German Welfare risky as fuck."
"I started seeing a therapist about my fear of bridges. Turns out I have severe truss issues."
"What did the bra say to the hat? you go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift."
"What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino? Hell-if-I-know!"
"What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs? I can't remember."
"What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout."
"What animal never forgets national tragedies? the nine-elephant"
"What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jealous"
"what is the difference between mosquito and prostitute? One sucks free of cost while the other is paid for sucking"