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Joke of the Day
"What do Disneyworld hookers sing? I ho I ho It's off to work I go"
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"Why is the universe expanding? It needs more space."
"I'm fed up with all that Superman crap. He saves old women & extinguish fires, but when he flies over Africa, he pretends he doesn't see us?"
"How do you make a nun pregnant? You fuck her."
"Can someone please tell me????? What does the fox say?"
"I thought this waitress was in love with me but then right in front of my eyes she started to bring other people food."
"A sloth was robbed by 2 turtles Sloth robbed by 2 turtles. Cop asks if he could describe the assailants. Sloth replies, ""It all happened so fast."""
"Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I fell last night' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight hours.' The nurse was shocked. 'How awful. What happened?' 'I fell asleep!'"
"Q: What's as sharp as a vampire's fang? A: His other fang."
"Her smile used to get me through a tough day. Now her smile just keeps me up all these sleepless nights...wondering...what is this b!tch up to???"