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Joke of the Day
"Why is the universe expanding? It needs more space."
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"What's the difference between a fridge and a woman? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out"
"Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet."
"Where is the best place to stream a suicide ? On Google HANGout."
"Why is Xena never charged with any crime? Because she's Lucy Lawless"
"I get chills down my spine every time I hear the song Stayin' Alive... I don't know, there's something about the Bee Gees that just gives me the heebie jeebies"
"My wife told me she bought a really sexy dress just for me. I'm planning on wearing it this Friday."
"*date* GIRL: I love hot tubs. Do you love hot tubs? LOBSTER: That's like the third time you've asked me that."
"Did you hear about the constipated Jew? He couldn't shit."
"What are some great video game jokes?"