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Joke of the Day
"Why is the universe expanding? It needs more space."
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"ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, please fasten your seatbelts i wanna try something"
"what did the melon say to the cookie? nothing, melons can't talk"
"A secretary and her boss Secretary: do you wanna go out for dinner tonight? Boss: I don't know. Check if im free while I go get some coffee."
"I have a fear of speed bumps... ...I'm slowly getting over it."
"What do blondes do after they comb their hair? They pull up their pants."
"I don't know what it is, but there is something strangely sexy about the way my grandad gets down doggystyle so I can wipe him. nevermind."
"Did you hear the one about the man who ate his baby's feet? He also found out his wife was pregnant."
"Finding a girlfriend is like finding a parking lot, Only the handicapped ones are left."
"What do priests and McDonalds have in common? Both stick their meat into ten-year-old buns."