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Joke of the Day

"Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I fell last night' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight hours.' The nurse was shocked. 'How awful. What happened?' 'I fell asleep!'"

"What's the difference between hard and light? I can sleep with a light on."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ? Brazil support a girls chest !"

"Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors? So they can see the battle."

"I got fucking hammered last night so I made sure I took the bus home It was ok, except for all the passengers screaming at me to stop driving."

"Does Kanye really think America would elect a black man from the south side of Chicago with an odd name? Give me a break..."

"Every time I use <3 in an @ to someone, I can't help but think, ""Please accept this carrot with balls as a token of how much I heart you."""

"What do you call an old John Cena? John Cenile"

"Dollar Tree pregnancy tests. For when you only want to be 35% sure."

"""Have you senor self in a mirror lately?"" -Mexicintervention"