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Joke of the Day

"A sloth was robbed by 2 turtles Sloth robbed by 2 turtles. Cop asks if he could describe the assailants. Sloth replies, ""It all happened so fast."""

"How are a 9-volt battery and a girl's asshole similar? Even though you know you shouldn't you lick it anyway."

"A recent study says 1 in 3 people will be injured during sex this year. The rest are just doing it wrong."

"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side!"

"Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !"

"Man and Women in Diffrent Combinations Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy"

"Han and Leia never planned on having a baby. They decided their form of birth control would be the pull-out method. But Han shot first."

"I heard a woman remarking that she had worn ""the wrong bra today"". Ladies, as long as there are boobs in it, the bra is always right."

"I painted a banner for our annual family picnic, but my Mom thought ""Celebrating 100 Years of Undiagnosed Mental Illness"" was inappropriate."

"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the pyschopath"