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Joke of the Day
"Can someone please tell me????? What does the fox say?"
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"Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship? He has rust issues."
"Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter? Because twitter has an 140 character limit."
"I've been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious."
"Birth certificate Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory"
"Oh. You lost your phone and it's on silent? If you like it, you should've put a ring on it."
"What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google? A Chromophobe."
"What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced."
"How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards? I wub wub wub you...."
"What is a horse's favorite condiment? MayoNEIGHS"