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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hillary Clinton had her campaign chairman John Podesta send the crowd home from the Clinton HQ? She 'accidently' deleted the email with her consession speech."

"Remember, I'm not an idiot...I just play one on-OH CRAP I'M ON FIRE! GUYS, HELP! I'M ON FIRE AGAIN! Oh wait...this is just an orange shirt."

"What do you a paralyzed gangster? A crip."

"Another Tom Swifty ""I have only diamonds, clubs, and spades,"" said Tom heartlessly."

"Her cooking is so bad, it would make medicine sick!"

"Last night a horse asked me if I was planning on driving home. There might've been a cop on top of it."

"My friend the Scarecrow just got a promotion He was outstanding in his field"

"Never trust a vegetarian who eats animal crackers"

"A Mocking Bird Knock Knock Who's there? Who's there? Who's there who? Who's there who?"

"What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha Ching"