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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha Ching"
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"What do you say to your sister when she's crying? Are you having a crisis?"
"Interviewer: When were you most satisfied at your last job? Me: After lunch, next question."
"Why was Cleopatra angry? She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway."
"Walking a straight line and tweeting is hard enough without this asshole shining a flashlight in my eyes."
"I cut off He-Man's electricity today. Now I have the power."
"Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists? Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts."
"Protect your Twitter account from plagiarism by only tweeting things that nobody cares about."
"My Grandfather developed Cancer when he was younger Some say he's the most evil scientist to ever have lived."
"In the future a kid asks his grandfather a question. -Grampa? What does this tattoo mean? -Ahh, sonny, it's TIFU. Today I ff...uck."