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Joke of the Day
"A Mocking Bird Knock Knock Who's there? Who's there? Who's there who? Who's there who?"
Next Joke
"If I see you selling weed, I will call the cops.... and report a robbery across town..... then come over and buy some weed. Safety first."
"90 years from now, they'll sing songs about the courage and bravery you displayed during the great ""Instagram Selling Your Photos"" skirmish."
"when i was a kid, i thought getting arrested for shoplifting meant getting in trouble for trying to carry a store like popeye or something"
"I think my life would have turned out differently had I forwarded those chain letters in the 80's."
"What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay? A dairy potter."
"""Incontinence hotline... ...can you hold?"""
"If Yo Yo Ma doesn't answer the phone by saying ""cello"" then I consider his entire life a failure."
"Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ."
"If today's weather were a fashion line, which would it be? Burrrrberry"