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Joke of the Day

"How do you kill a circus? You stab it in the juggler."

"I am conducting a survey to see who is the most awesome person on Facebook. To find out who it is read the first two words of this status."

"What do you call a gay town in New Mexico? Albuqueerque."

"You know why Trump is still the GOP candidate? The GOP is pro-life."

"Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics? Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border."

"When life gives you Marmaduke... make marmalade."

"sisters take a selfie crank http://grabfile.co/189159"

"Opportunity knocks only once, if you hear a second knock it's probably a Jehovah's witness."

"So I read on a website to ""treat your furry friend once a week."" So I bought him two tickets to Zootopia."

"What do you call a hard working midget? A little elbow grease ^just ^thought ^of ^this ^one"