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Joke of the Day

"My friend gets offended when people tell fat jokes. I told her to lighten up."

"When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces."

"What is the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut is a girl who sleeps with everyone. A bitch is a girl who sleeps with everyone **except you**!"

"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives."

"Me: There has to be a way I can lose weight! Friend: Eat healthy? Exercise? Me: No, that's not it. Keep thinking! We'll figure this out."

"""911 what's your emergency"" IM DYING ""what happened"" I GOT STABBED LIKE 3 TIMES ""lol pics or didn't happen"""

"I fart like an Egyptian pharoah... We have a toot in common."

"What's the difference between a girl scout and a Jew? Girl scouts come home from camp"

"What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails? They're just alternate fax."

"I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well... I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this."