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Joke of the Day

"Gary: ""Doctor, I think I'm losing my memory"". Doctor: ""Since when?"" Gary: ""Since when what?"""

"What's the difference between a male and a female? (Just hear me out.) Iron."

"Where do Muslims go when they die? Everywhere."

"I'm ready to start a family, in the sense that I have enough chip clips for 6 people."

"I'm sorry that I'll never be as fun in person as I am in drunk texts."

"We'd have serious problems if Peter Jackson ever became president. He'd look at World Wars I and II and see them as an unfinished trilogy."

"What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner? Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!"

"Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant."

"How do you know you're getting aid's From the pounding sensation in your ass."

"Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper? Because it is Finger Lickin' Good."