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Joke of the Day
"Where do Muslims go when they die? Everywhere."
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"Some advice to you lovers out there... They may say you cantaloupe, but honeydew it anyways."
"A foolproof way to get a woman's phone number is to hit her car."
"Reddit is like a shiny new penny Its nice to look at but completely worthless"
"I used to be schizophrenic. But we're OK now."
"Old Macdonald had a really bad scrabble hand...... E - I - E - I - O....."
"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because he wasn't born yesterday"
"Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?"
"How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it over"
"Happy Fathers Day to all you mother fuckers!"