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Joke of the Day

"Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper? Because it is Finger Lickin' Good."

"Dad : son ,when I was your age I used to walk 6kms to school Son: oh now I get it Dad: get what? Son: why you didn't make it to university"

"Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest? A bomb vest does something when triggered."

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""I am a pileup"" ""I am a Pileup who?"" ""Exactly...."" (Badum Tss)"

"Gordon Ramsay rejected all the photos taken to showcase his latest menu ... ... they were formatted RAW"

"I feel a weird sense of pride when I'm so drunk that autocorrect just gives up."

"Whitney Houston's last hit was ... off a crack pipe."

"What's every spider's dream job? A web designer."

"I just feel like you shouldn't be using a selfie stick unless you're a T-Rex."

"Every 5 seconds, a woman gives birth to a baby. Please, stop this woman."