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Joke of the Day

"Get your employees to work harder by ""accidentally"" leaving articles on the printer about reducing staff."

"My wife lost a bet and is now mowing the lawn. Well, not so much lost a bet as married the wrong guy."

"The Japanese flag is actually just a pie chart.. ..about how many of them are scared of Godzilla."

"My thoughts and prayers go out to all those with super busy key chains today. With dolls and shit on them, and fistfuls of keys and whatnot."

"""Here kitty, kitty, kitty"" - me, drunk, about to get bit by a raccoon"

"My doctor gave me a prescription for anti-depression meds but my Bartender is having a hard time reading his writing..."

"What's black, blue, and hates sex? The five year old boy in my basement."

"YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT."

"Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio? He stopped believing in stereotypes."

"With all the different ways to sat the same jokes, how would you know it's not a repost? You just wait for the comments to link you up."