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Joke of the Day
"a friend took Exlax and viagra at the same time... .. he didnt know if he was coming or going."
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"My favorite holiday drink is the Little Drummer Boy. It's one part rum, three parts pum."
"What's a Canadian's favorite number? Eight."
"ISIS ""Preventing the theft of unattended baggage since 1989"""
"What do you call a prostitute that is bad at their job? Whorrible."
"There used to be a bunch of German soldiers in France. But they Argonne now."
"What do you call Mary Janes vagina? A peter parker."
"Dicks are like bullets Small calibers don't penetrate shit, and the exploding ones really fuck you up."
"Just tried to read an article that wasn't a list. Bunch of words, no GIFs, and it required me to think?? 0/10 would not recommend."
"Everyone keeps saying Marry Christmas to me... I'm so confused. Who's this Christmas girl and why does everyone want me to marry her?"