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Joke of the Day
"a friend took Exlax and viagra at the same time... .. he didnt know if he was coming or going."
Next Joke
"You know you are successful when ... Girls from school who ignored you on facebook back in the day all of a sudden want to add you on linkedin."
"Years ago, scientists knew barely anything about space! It was probably because those scientists were babies"
"Thigh gap? Give me some corduroy pants and I'll start a fire."
"life is like a box of chocolabtes.. if sombody loves u, they wil share their box of chocolabtes with u"
"How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs? Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce."
"Did you hear the joke about the deaf idiot? Neither did he."
"My dog said I was crazy"
"My son approaches even small chores with the enthusiasm of a POW forced to build a railway bridge over the river Kwai."
"I once ate a watch. It was time consuming, I didn't go back for seconds."