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Joke of the Day
"And so the devil decided to put the delete key above the send key. The end"
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"MY NECK. MY BACK. MY PJ'S AND MY SNACK."
"You see me driving 'round town with your Alzheimer's mom and she's like, forget you."
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"I used to be a Banker.... but then I lost interest"
"If I'm ever on Jeopardy I hope the final category isn't ""Can You Tell These Mumford & Sons Songs Apart."""
"Women and their rights"
"How to eliminate world hunger and unemployment at once? Let the hungry eat the unemployed."
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"No matter how loud she screams, DO NOT take IT out. protect your credit card guys :)"