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Joke of the Day
"When people say they want to give a voice to the voiceless I say like a ventriloquist?"
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"""Give me 'bored.' Give me 'late for lunch.' Scowl at a tree. Scowl at a tree. Look at a bird like you hate it."" - book jacket photographers."