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Joke of the Day

"It's not that I think I'm out of your league. Its more that I'm not even sure we're playing the same sport."

"me: wow a pegasus flying horse: actually Pegasus was just one horse we all have different names me: oh whats yours flying horse: Pegasus 2"

"What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? Eskimo pi."

"A man turns to another and says: ""sitting here is almost as bad as being drunk"" the second man, confused, asks ""How bad can being drunk be?"" the first responds, ""Try asking a glass of water"""

"Dudes that only Retweet chicks: Your mom just called. Down to the basement. Come upstairs. Your dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets are ready."

"Did you hear that Willy Nelson died? He was singing on the road again."

"You know what's the common thing between iPhone 7 and the board on Titanic? There is no room for Jack"

"How many more times will I watch ""A Walk To Remember"" tonight? As Mandy Moore times as I want to."

"why do sandwich fillings look weird ? Cos they're in bread"

"I heard frogs love to go on Reddit, they talk about it all the time... I always hear them saying ""Reddit...reddit..."""