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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Elon Musk's X in Virginia? They had a firey start, then a major break up."
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"Give me your best Chuck Norris joke. ^"
"What's the best reason to date a pornstar? You never have to meet her father."
"Life of an avocado * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * EAT ME NOW! * Too late."
"Respect to this dude at CVS whose sole purchase is Frosted Flakes"
"What'd the man with 5 penises say..? These pants fit like a glove!"
"What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes? karma chameleon"
"Sorry I can't attend your Facebook event, I'll be busy throwing myself off a cliff that day."
"me: How many calls do I get? cop: one me: What do you think is more likely? a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel?"
"Satan: you can spend eternity in hell OR you can go to work for the first time in 5 days. Me: hmmm Satan: well? Me: IM THINKING, DAMN IT"