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Joke of the Day

"A bank robber took a mop and a bucket of soapy water to a job. He cleaned up."

"Whats the difference between blowing an Asian and a Caucasian. The only Asian thing that will touch the throat is the sperm."

"I like my women like I like my golf scores In the 80s, with a slight handicap"

"I hear my local school wants to introduce massage classes to help combat stress but there's been a lot of opposition from parents' groups. Apparently, it's a very touchy subject."

"What is 007's fetish? Bondage..."

"I proposed to my Mexican girlfriend but she said... I wasn't the Juan."

"Bum at the bus stop, lady walks up with dress up her crack, bum discretely pulls it out, lady slaps him, [hand gesture pushing it back into crack]"

"Looks like my wife snuck a love note into my pocket which is pretty cute, although I don't know what ""DNR"" means."

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"You know, I thought they were joking when they told me about the clowns. But then I saw them debating on national TV."