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Joke of the Day
"Cleaning a house while toddlers are in it is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos."
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"What happens when libertarians and honey badgers don't give a shit together? An ex-lax shortage"
"What do we want? CLICKBAIT! When do we want it? The answer will shock you... ***** Edit: There was this one weird typo that doctors don't want you to know about."
"I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying ""am I being detained?"""
"Keep calm and stop making different versions of that ""keep calm"" poster."
"A collection of OC jokes!"
"My analyst says I anthropomorphize... but It's only a problem when I do it to people."
"My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books but he's only got his shelf to blame"
"What do you call two Canadians buy coffee? Double double doubles"
"Why don't birds wear underwear? Because, their pecker is on their head."