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Joke of the Day

"That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it."

"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? They pump kin"

"Did you hear the one about the Mexican train bandit? He had locomotives."

"Vegetarian: *lists 100 reasons why I shouldn't eat meat* Me: Counterpoint: bacon."

"My girlfriend is such a procrastinator She never finishes"

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler? Well, one is a racist, megalomaniacal, rabble-rousing buffoon and the other one is Adolf Hitler."

"I don't know why there has been all this hate lately about trophy hunting exotic animals... As a guy, on a couple of drunken nights I have slayed a few elephants... and a whale."

"What do men and tile floors have in common? ...if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years."

"Why did the antelope go to her sisters house? She wanted to see her nephewlope"

"What are some good ""hate on America"" jokes from other countries? Try your best to offend me! I want something to make me go fuck, that was good."