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Joke of the Day
"How do you piss off a feminist? Don't worry, she's already pissed off."
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"Rape Baby A guy goes to job interview. His employer asks how his parents met. He says he is a rape baby. The boss asks if he mom is Christen. The guy asks how do you know?"
"I told my wife I'd like to go travelling. She sent me to the supermarket for eggs."
"People who say they don't have any problems are lying to you, but at least give them credit for not telling you about them."
"Teacher- ""Are you chewing boy?!!..."" ""This is the worst blowjob i received all day"""
"So Nickelback is playing a flood relief concert for Alberta. Like those folks haven't suffered enough."
"We found love in a hopeless place We found Steve in a frozen place We found Stark in an iron case We found Hulk in some gamma rays We found Thor punching Lokis face"
"What is green and has 4 wheels? Grass... I lied about the wheels"
"What's the difference between the Canadian-American border and a performance enhancing drug? Niagara Falls, Viagra rises."
"I HAVE A LITTLE MERMAID BAND-AID UNDER MY EYE CAUSE I'M IN A GANG NOW."