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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Paraplegic runner? A Boston Marathon Victim."
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"I woke my wife one night and said ""The force is awakening."" She replied, ""Not tonight Hand Solo."""
"What do you call a Chinese prostitute? Wun Dum Ho"
"Things look 'a whole lot brighter in the morning' because of the sun. They still suck."
"cop: ""can you point at which zebra it was"" zebra: ""ha good luck we all look the same"" me: [points at zebra wearing my sunglasses] ""that one"""
"My little brother wished for bigger family gatherings So I listed my single uncles on dating websites. ""You want aunts? That's how you get aunts."""
"What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard?"
"I'd do anything to never be hungover again Except stop drinking"
"What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once."
"I'm worried about DeNiro's mole."