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Joke of the Day
"I'm worried about DeNiro's mole."
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"Why do 19th century dancers repeat the last word in their sentences? Because they cancan."
"How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake? It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question."
"I got drunk with my dad once and I asked him if his boner curved to the left too, he replied ""No, you got that from your mother"". :("
"Hugh Jackman and Kevin Spacey are sitting at a dinner party.... Hugh Jackman says, ""Hey, Kevin, can you pass the salt?"" Kevin Spacey replies, ""No soap, radio!"""
"What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!"
"Give a man a fish Feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, feed him for the rest of his life."
"It's called mankind because womanmean just sounded too obvious."
"What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania? It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
"Look picnics, if I wanted to spend three hours protecting my food with a spork, I'd just go to prison."