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Joke of the Day

"cop: ""can you point at which zebra it was"" zebra: ""ha good luck we all look the same"" me: [points at zebra wearing my sunglasses] ""that one"""

"Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. The sockets all went with the house."

"I like my women how I like my coffee... Without a dick."

"Most people don't act stupid it's the real thing."

"A joke my kid told me today. Him: dad guess who is the smallest family in the world? Me: I don't know, who? Him: the atoms family. Not bad for 7 years old."

"The nephew I'm babysitting has been in a corn maze since Thursday, but I rationalize by thinking he has plenty to eat."

"Someone told me flowers had sex organs... ....what a load of Poppycock!"

"A rabbit has a father who has a big hair care product empire and wonders if one day his child will become the Hair heir hare."

"What do you call a baby panther? a Newton."

"The embarrasing email Hillary Clinton doesn't want anyone to know about [deleted]"