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Joke of the Day
"What's Keemstar's pornstar name? Creamstar."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Drum Roll please! To get to the other side. Thank you ladies and gents for the applause, I'll be here all night."
"Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland? Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."
"Stop leaving me messages. If I ever wanted to talk to you again, I wouldn't have borrowed all that money."
"Open an ice cream shop with flavors like ""don't be sad,"" ""they're not worth it,"" ""you deserve better"" and see if people don't flock right in"
"One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday eight hours."
"What is not the answer to this question? Not this."
"Why are hippies against capitalism? Because money doesn't grow on trees."
"What did one testicle say to the other testicle? This guy in middle is a dick."
"What's the biggest joke of all time? My life. My entire goddamned life."