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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bassoon ! Bassoon who ? Bassoon things will be better !"
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"There's a great horse joke I'd like to trot out... But it's lame :("
"Two Native Indians in a canoe and two Dutchman in a restaurant... Who tips first?"
"How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant? Marry her."
"Why do people insist on saying ""You're next"" to me at weddings? Do they not realize how serial killery that is?"
"Did you hear Jesus was pissed about his birthday gifts? He was pretty incensed by the whole ordeal."
"Do you know who wants some good D? no, who? Football fans."
"A priest and a rabbi are walking and spot a little boy The priest says, ""let's fuck him."" The rabbi says, ""out of what?"""
"Did you hear about the terrorists who hijacked a plane of lawyers? They threatened to release one every hour til their demands were met."
"A man using apple maps walks into a bar.. ..or maybe it was a church or a grocery store or something"