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Joke of the Day

"Two guys meet at a bar. ""My wife ran off with my best friend Peter..."" ""Oh no, when did this happen?"" ""Yesterday."" ""And since when is Peter your best friend?"" ""Yesterday!"""

"What do you call a well-endowed Asian man? Hung Lo"

"Coworker: What book you reading there? Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one."

"Driving back from funeral yesterday: Stairway To Heaven *click* Tears In Heaven *click* Highway To Hell *click* Macarena! *leaves it*"

"What's the longest sentence in the English language? I do."

"What do you call a spanish speaking Coffee Translatte."

"My philosophy to everything I do are governed by the three E's Excellence, Efficiency, and Intelligence"

"I saw a chameleon today... ...guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon. *I submitted this joke a few years ago, I'm reposting myself (which was originally also a repost)*"

"If your uncle Jack was stuck on the roof.... ...would you help your uncle Jack off?"

"We have essentially Elected 4chan for the 45th president of the United States. This is a day that will go down in Infameme."