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Joke of the Day
"How do you spell Canada in Canadian? C EH N EH D EH"
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"Harambe walks into a bar... Bartender: What will you be having to drink? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Me: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes, justice for Harambe."
"How much do pirates pay for earrings? Somewhere around a buck an ear."
"This fellow said to me 'You speak in a odd way, have you come from abroad?' To which I replied 'Steady on fellow, I would kindly ask you not to speak of my mother in such a fashion!'"
"""Goodnight moon."" *Moon takes out one earbud* ""No, Pepsi is not ok."""
"My sister and I decided that we want to start our own businesses. She's going to open a furniture store called 'Sofa King' and I'm going to open a soup restaurant next door called 'Stew Pit'."
"What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter? Owens can finish a race."
"I hated facial hair at first, but then it grew on me!"
"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog."
"What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn-husker? One of them has the fits while shucking."