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Joke of the Day
"What were the founding father's favorite cereals? Chex and Balance"
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"If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time."
"What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant"
"You Gotta Hand It to Leprechauns Because they Can't Reach It!"
"Every minute in america... Costs you 5 dollars."
"What does anal sex and a serving of brussel sprouts have in common? If you were forced to like it as a child, you probably don't like it as an adult."
"Why is yellow afraid of red? Because red blue green."
"So a horse walks into a bar... And the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" To which the horse replies, ""I'm a raging alcoholic and it's destroying my family."""
"What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in."