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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen Jesus's abs?!! He must be doing that Cross-Fit workout!"

"I swallowed two cans of helium today HeHe"

"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse... I really should have invested in one of those carbon monoxide detectors."

"I like my women like i like my coffee Ground up in the freezer"

"What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?... ...Elizabeth."

"I remember when I stayed with my girlfriend and her parents for the first time, and her dad wouldnt let us sleep together Which is a shame, because he's quite attractive"

"Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. YES MY CHILD Great! Amway is the largest multi-level marketing company worldwide. Our products range"

"If there are two things Trump voters hate... The first is being called, ""racist."" And the second is black people."

"Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!"

"[Home Depot] ""Hi, my wife asked me to pick up some small finishing nails"" Clerk: Oh, with a little head? ""Nah, just verbally"""