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Joke of the Day
"I need Irish jokes, pronto! Just 'cause"
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"Yesterday i accidentally cut off the left side of my body! Im all right now."
"I had a pet owl that like to sing songs to me... ...it was really a hoot."
"Why is leather so good for sneaking around in? Because leather is made of hide."
"Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly."
"A girl asked me for a dick pic. I told her sorry, my phone doesn't take panoramic pics."
"Therapist: Problem? Me: I always quote Eminem lyrics. T: Explain? M: I can't tell you what it really is,I can only tell u what it feels like"
"Do people lifting with their knees and backs know about using their hands?"
"What kind of water do you put into a waterbed? Spring water"
"A woman walks into a bar... And the bartender says, ""What'll it be, love?"" The woman replies, ""I'll take a double entendre."" So he gave it to her."