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Joke of the Day

"A group of kids asked me to make a donation to their school & I was so moved I had to reach in my pocket & slowly pull out my middle finger."

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"Someone asked me the other day, ""What's with those clogs you keep wearing?"" I replied, ""Wooden shoe like to know."""
"I only entered the witness protection program for the free plastic surgery."
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"Where is the best place to hide after murdering a black man? Behind a badge."