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Joke of the Day

"When I see names carved into a tree I don't think it's cute, I just think its strange how many people take knives on a date."

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it."

"I just assume everyone on my Christmas list has been naughty. Makes things simpler."

"One reason my boyfriend likes The Big Bang Theory so much is that he says the title always reminds him of when we f**k."

"Ok What kind of hole do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A paedophile."

"Why was the beach wet? Because the sea-weed."

"If Donald trump takes over the presidency after Obama I guess you could say orange really is the new black"

"How are ISIS like Little Miss Muffet? Because they've got Kurds in their way."

"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, one to hold the ladder and the other to screw the mother.. LIGHTBULB!"

"TRIVIA TIME: What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie? Parkinson's."