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Joke of the Day
"How are ISIS like Little Miss Muffet? Because they've got Kurds in their way."
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"Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's? Because omg they can't even."
"was thinking i would go away this easter. figured i would just hang around instead. its what jesus would have done"
"What body part do adults have two of and children have four of? Kidneys."
"JK Rowling has written an explanation on Pottermore for a spell that makes your legs fall off It's called the Pistorious spell."
"So, I asked a few former Wall Street employees how they were going to clean their record... ...""Submerse it in water"", they said. The bath-tards."
"How long is a pedicure? 2 feet."
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, They're both stuck up cunts!"
"What do you call someone who worships testicles? Sacrilegious."
"Did you ever hear about that movie constipation? No? Well that's because it never came out"