8463

Joke of the Day

"TRIVIA TIME: What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie? Parkinson's."

"How many dogs does it take to change a tampon? 26"

"{Text} Me: Come home soon baby, I'm dressed like Leia.. Him: So turned on, I am.. Me: If you show up dressed like Yoda it's not happening"

"If I like ceilings... Does that make me a ceiling fan?"

"Two men walk into a bar. The third one should've seen it coming."

"Boobies Teehehehhe"

"[Job Interview] HR : What do you consider your biggest weakness? Me : (pulls out machete) *whispers under my breath ""I can't forgive people"""

"What did the prostitutes left leg say to the other leg? Between you and me, we can make a lot of money!"

"Why do peasants watch the Weather Channel? To get the serf report"

"How do you request another Mormon wife? Brigham Young"