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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an environmental bicyclist? A recyclist."
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"Gay Bread What do you call a gay piece of bread? A fagguette. A fa"
"The Queen is so afraid of how the vote will turn out, she put Sam Smith in a boat circling Scotland singing ""Stay With Me"" into a megaphone."
"It's better to be a worldwide alcoholic, than an Alcoholic Anonymous."
"Interviewer: ""What's your greatest strength?"" *45 minutes later* Me: ""I'm very comfortable with silence."""
"For me sex is like a game singleplayer"
"Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table? Because it cracked itself up."
"If we're going to do racist jokes How's a Mexican like a cue ball? The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!"
"Lord, protect me from my friends, I can take care of my enemies."
"Have you ever thought about how weird it is that one of your hands is dumber than the other?"