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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's favorite programming language? You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C."

"If the world is getting smaller why do postal rates keep going up?"

"Think bobcats prefer to be called robertcats?"

"When your body is a solid 10 But your intro and conclusion need work"

"An Italian man with spells of amnesia goes into a boutique coffee shop... The barista asked what he wants, and he replies ""Affogato""."

"The hardest part about breaking up with your Japanese girlfriend... Is that you have to drop the bomb twice.."

"Never treat someone like Coca-Cola when they treat you like Pepsi."

"There are two types of men in the world... Men that pee in the sink Men that lie"

"Please take a moment to envision the movie ""Drive,"" but with him only using Zipcars."

"You can tell a lot about a person by autopsy."