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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's favorite programming language? You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C."

"What did the leper says to the prostitute? You can keep the tip"

"What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in"

"What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt? NaCl-more."

"What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls? Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Ball!"

"I held the door open for a clown today... ...it was a nice jester."

"What's the most useless thing on a woman? A drunk Irishman."

"I jumped into the pool with my iPhone.... It's syncing now"

"A graham cracker is just a white dude selling coke in the ghetto."

"God: sends you to hell for aborting your 'child'.nGod: killed his only son.nAnd that, ladies & gentlemen, is religion in a nutshell."