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Joke of the Day
"Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook."
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"[NSWF] What's the difference between acne and priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."
"Why is revenge a dish best served cold? Because it's just-ice"
"What do you throw on stage at a mouse strip club? Kraft Singles."
"Christmas these days is a lot like having sex the build up is great but when it finally comes, I regret spending all that money."
"Breaking Ne ws"
"Half of middle aged mothers don't go to the cinemas I don't believe that where do they make all their phone calls"
"A Native American man walks into a hotel in Las Vegas The receptionist asks ""Do you have a reservation?"""
"Say 'beer can' in a British accent. I just taught you to say 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent."
"Teacher asks: What is the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend and a wife.Student replies: Prepaid, post paid and unlimited plan."