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Joke of the Day
"LPT: Do not fall in love with tennis players Love means nothing to them"
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"Community college"
"If you still had hope for kids today, a teenager in a bookstore pointed to a book title and asked me if it was about World War Two or Eleven"
"yesterday, Judge Thompson issued the longest sentence in the Supreme Court's history, needless to say, it was run-on."
"What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend? My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string"
"What is the largest moth the world has ever seen? A mammoth"
"What is the hardest part of telling a good gay joke? Keeping a straight face"
"""Hello, 911"" Help I'm being murdered! ""Can you put the murderer on please"" what ""Gotta hear both sides"""
"Juror:We find the defendant- *pizza guy bursts in* ""Ive got 2 pizzas for Not Guilty"" Defendant: Im Not Guilty Judge:NOT GUILTY *bangs gavel*"
"Anne Boleyn: My love, I wait for but one word from you Henry VIII: New phone who dis Anne: Your wife Henry VIII: Lol which one"