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Joke of the Day
"What person adds best in hot weather? A summer."
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"Trump is the next president of the United States. Thanks Obama."
"Yes, Pitbull, we are having a good time. Please stop asking every two minutes."
"What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday? Aye Matey"
"Famous Minds Galileo:Great mind Einstein:Genius Mind Newton:Extraordinary Mind Bill Gates:Brilliant Mind Sir George w.bush: Never Mind"
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid? Would you like to buy some candy?"
"One potato. Two potato. Three potato. Vodka."
"I can't imagine why more guys don't do yoga. 1. Yoga pants 2. Lots of girls 3. Lots of girls in yoga pants doing yoga moves"
"Instead of a wallet, I always keep my money in an envelope that says ""For the orphans"" so people will feel terrible if I'm ever murdered."
"Why are there no good racist jokes for white people? because, only whites are racist."