201325

Joke of the Day

"What person adds best in hot weather? A summer."

"How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball? It's skirts versus shins."

"What's another word for slaughterhouse? Lumbar mill."

"What drinking game can you play with some Mormon buddies Drink every time r/funny is actually funny"

"That moment when you are so drunk that you swerve to miss a tree but then you realize its just an air freshener hanging in your car."

"A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicked him out."

"I almost lost my hearing in an accident... It was a near-deaf experience."

"If you are getting a prostate exam... You're getting ANALysed!!!"

"Chris Rea came to my garden centre today... ...he bought a driving gnome for Christmas."

"[creates anti aging pill] Reporter: wow imagine all the human applications this can have *I scribble out 'give to puppies'* Yeah absolutely"