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Joke of the Day

"I can't imagine why more guys don't do yoga. 1. Yoga pants 2. Lots of girls 3. Lots of girls in yoga pants doing yoga moves"

"Told her I'd rather eat laundry than fold it and now I'm having boxers for breakfast."

"I hate it when homeless people shake their cups with change in it at me I get it, you have more money than me so stop showing off"

"? Hey there Delilah, this is dispatch please come quickly There's a robbery in progress Suspect is white & in his 50s And high on gluuue ?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? As a child, you could have been anything. And one by one, you didn't become any of them."

"I got fired from my last job for arranging the vegetables into sexual position Apparently that's ""misconduct"" for a special needs teacher."

"What do you call a boat that looks like a penis? A Freudian ship"

"I'm selling my Theremin.... I haven't touched it in years."

"Even in a suit, Matthew McConaughey looks like he's just been rescued after two weeks lost in the desert."

"What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros? Haremhal"