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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no good racist jokes for white people? because, only whites are racist."
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"He died doing what he loved, forgetting to put my potato wedges in the bag."
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"My ex just asked if I want to go on holiday with him and my ex mother-in-law and now I don't need Twitter because I will never stop laughing"
"Two muffins are in an oven The first one says its kind of hot in here. The second one says HOLY SHIT it's a talking muffin."
"accidentally called out my dentist's name during my colonoscopy"
"There are only 3 lawyer jokes. The rest are all true."
"[dies and goes to hell] me: ""mom? dad!? what are you doing here!"" dad: ""we used to switch your food with the dog's food sometimes."""
"Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me... I thought it was a nice jester..."