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Joke of the Day

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid? Would you like to buy some candy?"

"How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner? Don't worry, they'll let you know."

"Just Cuz It Zips Dont Mean it Fits"

"Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert? A: A pork chop."

"Did you hear about the swingers.. that got kicked out of the swap meet?"

"If I mess up at the beginning of a video game I just start over. This rule applies to life too. Used wrong exit on Fwy, calling it a day..."

"""People keep accidentally asking me to purchase meat for them"" ""By mistake?"" ""Not you as well""."

"TIL Ron Jeremy is a porn star I always thought he was just an actor but as soon as he came on the screen it was clear"

"Why is Santa's sack so large? Because he only comes once a year."

"Why did the pirate go to Ireland? he thought he was going to Arrrland."