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Joke of the Day

"when ur watchig netflix alone in bed and the scene blacks out so u see ur own reflection r u suposed to smile at urself? help i feel awkward"

"The substance was mildly acidic on the pH scale It was a solid 5/7"

"Gave someone a ride to school instead of getting coffee this morning because Mother Teresa has had all the attention long enough."

"I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed It's not my fault they don't have Windows"

"What do you call in-flight pilot training? Air conditioning."

"Plays tetris. Gets a circle."

"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race"

"What does an atheist yell during sex? Oh, nothing!"

"What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff"

"Donald Trump and I have a lot in common People like him, but nobody knows why"