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Joke of the Day

"When I make Breakfast all I want is a ""Thank You"", Not ""Who are you and how did you get into my house"""

"The chicken crossed the road. Him: Why did the chicken cross the road ? Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it."

"The Canadian version of Breaking Bad is kind of lame. It ends after he gets cancer and his treatment is totally paid for by the government."

"I just got back from a bulimic disco The place was heaving!"

"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o"

"There's plenty of fish in the sea(fixed) But until I find one I'm just stuck holding my rod"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in a McChicken."

"You know what's pretty cool? A cellar :)"

"So a realtor is passing out information for a house as potential buyers are walking in at an Open House A guy says ""Hey, can I see one of those pamphlets?"" The realtor says ""Brochure"""

"What are red heads good for? Lighting fires."