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Joke of the Day
"Anywhere but here. Where does the punchline of a joke go?"
Next Joke
"Sex is great, yes but have you ever had water come out of your ear after it stayed there two days after swimming? OMG"
"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong socks this morning."
"I thought about getting a brain transplant But then i changed my mind"
"I like to buy books, but I never read them. I just want them for my shelf."
"A very tough question to answer If con is the opposite of pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress?"
"Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical? Because m'cavity."
"*puts a DVD of 'Frozen' and a DVD of 'Dante's Peak' into the same DVD player* *'Waterworld' starts playing*"
"Anyone want to do the laundry for me? Im exhausted. I can pay you in beanie babies or hot monkey sex. The monkey's name is Earl. He bites."
"The base is under assault! NaCl NH3"